Say Hello to MR. Excitement

Stirring that deep special feeling inside that Republicans and right leaning Independents haven't experienced since the Bob Dole political death march... I mean 1996 Presidential Campaign....

But seriously lets take a closer look...

Pros:

• Has a pretty good looking wife whose also a wealthy beer heiress
• Hes not Bush
• Arizona is a fun state

Cons:

• Bad comb over
• Rapidly losing lucidity
• Painfully bad public speaker

Qualities we can all get behind...????